It's 2025 and you're staring at yet another iteration of fauxfetus. I'm sorry to keep doing this to you. Not much has changed since the last time I decided to resurrect this corpse. The main reason I felt compelled to do it all over again was because I almost immediately lost the source code for the current site. That means that I'd have a hell of a time trying to get it back up and running, if anything were to happen. I had a weekend at my disposal and I wanted to teach myself yet another web framework, so here we are and for better or for worse.